I'M NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

hyenadip:

Whoever is on the TF2 maps team keeps adding a cactus to this rock with every fucking update pl_cactuscanyon getsPretty sure it’s due to that one person complaining about it.

hyenadip:

Whoever is on the TF2 maps team keeps adding a cactus to this rock with every fucking update pl_cactuscanyon gets

Pretty sure it’s due to that one person complaining about it.

potting-lilies:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter.

potting-lilies:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter.

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

fileformat:

Daddy

fileformat:

Daddy

disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

Slytherin!Harry AU 

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

slayboybunny:

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

vanconcastiel:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

charmancler:

there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not trans*phobic or cissexist it’s literally giving the child proper care

THANK YOU

THANK. YOU.