I'M NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

harusrod:

                      ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like

                       ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

neptunain:

steal his look: frank reynolds

black leather couch - $3499

DAILY REMINDER THAT I AM FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND INTERESTING

zepzepsbizarreadventure:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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nau-see:

destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

millennialau:

Rev Sekou kneeled between protesters and police and prayed, then was thrown into a police vehicle with blood smears all inside of it.